I Think I Might Hate Star Wars

SNC superfan Nicholas Charles Elmer talked me out of dumping verbal poopies all over the six Star Wars movies (and those two Ewoks movies, which I actually have fond memories of now that I think about it...), but when something like this comes yr way, ya have to wonder why. What kind of God would allow this? I can allow Star Wars disco. I can allow crappy C-3PO dances. But I will not abide the French touching Star Wars. Fuck that shit.